Agencies Suck. Here's Why.

Agencies Suck. Here's Why.

Written by

Frankee Muryan

4 min read

4 min read

4 min read

What most agencies are afraid to admit.
What most agencies are afraid to admit.
What most agencies are afraid to admit.

The Hard Truth About Your Marketing Partner

Let's get straight to it. If you're a brand owner who's ever worked with an agency, you've probably felt that sinking feeling in your gut when you see the monthly report that somehow justifies their retainer while your bank account tells a different story.

I get it. I've been there—both as a client and now on the other side.

The agency model is fundamentally broken, and as a brand owner, you're the one paying the price. Here's the unfiltered truth about why most agencies are failing you.

They're Incentivized to Keep You in the Dark

Most agencies operate on a simple principle: the less you understand, the more you need them. They wrap basic marketing functions in fancy jargon and proprietary "frameworks" that are really just renamed basic strategies.

When you ask for transparency, you get dashboards and metrics that look impressive but don't translate to actual revenue. Meanwhile, they're billing you for "strategic meetings" that are really just internal chats about how to keep your retainer.

Your Growth Is Not Their Priority

Here's the cold truth: agencies are designed to scale themselves, not your brand. Their business model depends on managing as many accounts as possible with the fewest resources.

That junior account manager handling your six-figure annual contract? They're juggling 15 other accounts and following a playbook that hasn't been updated since Facebook was cool.

The "Set It and Forget It" Mentality

Most agencies set up your campaigns, then essentially put them on autopilot with minor tweaks to justify their monthly reports. They're not in the trenches daily, testing aggressively, or pivoting strategies based on real-time data the way an in-house team would.

By the time they realize something isn't working, you've already wasted thousands.

The Way Forward

Look, I'm not saying all agencies are evil. Some genuinely want to help. But the model itself is flawed.

As a brand owner, you have options:

  1. Demand radical transparency: Every dollar spent should have a clear path to revenue, not just "impressions" or "engagement."

  2. Focus on outcomes, not activities: Stop accepting reports about what they did and demand reports about what results they generated.

  3. Consider the hybrid approach: Build a lean in-house team that owns your strategy, then use agencies for specific execution tasks with clear deliverables.

  4. Look at automation: The honest truth is that many agency tasks can now be automated with AI tools at a fraction of the cost.

At ETP Tech, we built our entire model in opposition to traditional agencies. We don't want retainers—we want to build systems that make your business more profitable whether we're there or not.

The most successful brands I've worked with have one thing in common: they take ownership of their marketing rather than outsourcing their business lifeline to an agency that treats them like an ATM.

Your brand deserves better than the standard agency relationship. It's time to demand it.

Frankee Muyran – Founder, ETP Tech

Share this with a friend who's getting ripped off by their agency 👊

The Hard Truth About Your Marketing Partner

Let's get straight to it. If you're a brand owner who's ever worked with an agency, you've probably felt that sinking feeling in your gut when you see the monthly report that somehow justifies their retainer while your bank account tells a different story.

I get it. I've been there—both as a client and now on the other side.

The agency model is fundamentally broken, and as a brand owner, you're the one paying the price. Here's the unfiltered truth about why most agencies are failing you.

They're Incentivized to Keep You in the Dark

Most agencies operate on a simple principle: the less you understand, the more you need them. They wrap basic marketing functions in fancy jargon and proprietary "frameworks" that are really just renamed basic strategies.

When you ask for transparency, you get dashboards and metrics that look impressive but don't translate to actual revenue. Meanwhile, they're billing you for "strategic meetings" that are really just internal chats about how to keep your retainer.

Your Growth Is Not Their Priority

Here's the cold truth: agencies are designed to scale themselves, not your brand. Their business model depends on managing as many accounts as possible with the fewest resources.

That junior account manager handling your six-figure annual contract? They're juggling 15 other accounts and following a playbook that hasn't been updated since Facebook was cool.

The "Set It and Forget It" Mentality

Most agencies set up your campaigns, then essentially put them on autopilot with minor tweaks to justify their monthly reports. They're not in the trenches daily, testing aggressively, or pivoting strategies based on real-time data the way an in-house team would.

By the time they realize something isn't working, you've already wasted thousands.

The Way Forward

Look, I'm not saying all agencies are evil. Some genuinely want to help. But the model itself is flawed.

As a brand owner, you have options:

  1. Demand radical transparency: Every dollar spent should have a clear path to revenue, not just "impressions" or "engagement."

  2. Focus on outcomes, not activities: Stop accepting reports about what they did and demand reports about what results they generated.

  3. Consider the hybrid approach: Build a lean in-house team that owns your strategy, then use agencies for specific execution tasks with clear deliverables.

  4. Look at automation: The honest truth is that many agency tasks can now be automated with AI tools at a fraction of the cost.

At ETP Tech, we built our entire model in opposition to traditional agencies. We don't want retainers—we want to build systems that make your business more profitable whether we're there or not.

The most successful brands I've worked with have one thing in common: they take ownership of their marketing rather than outsourcing their business lifeline to an agency that treats them like an ATM.

Your brand deserves better than the standard agency relationship. It's time to demand it.

Frankee Muyran – Founder, ETP Tech

Share this with a friend who's getting ripped off by their agency 👊

The Hard Truth About Your Marketing Partner

Let's get straight to it. If you're a brand owner who's ever worked with an agency, you've probably felt that sinking feeling in your gut when you see the monthly report that somehow justifies their retainer while your bank account tells a different story.

I get it. I've been there—both as a client and now on the other side.

The agency model is fundamentally broken, and as a brand owner, you're the one paying the price. Here's the unfiltered truth about why most agencies are failing you.

They're Incentivized to Keep You in the Dark

Most agencies operate on a simple principle: the less you understand, the more you need them. They wrap basic marketing functions in fancy jargon and proprietary "frameworks" that are really just renamed basic strategies.

When you ask for transparency, you get dashboards and metrics that look impressive but don't translate to actual revenue. Meanwhile, they're billing you for "strategic meetings" that are really just internal chats about how to keep your retainer.

Your Growth Is Not Their Priority

Here's the cold truth: agencies are designed to scale themselves, not your brand. Their business model depends on managing as many accounts as possible with the fewest resources.

That junior account manager handling your six-figure annual contract? They're juggling 15 other accounts and following a playbook that hasn't been updated since Facebook was cool.

The "Set It and Forget It" Mentality

Most agencies set up your campaigns, then essentially put them on autopilot with minor tweaks to justify their monthly reports. They're not in the trenches daily, testing aggressively, or pivoting strategies based on real-time data the way an in-house team would.

By the time they realize something isn't working, you've already wasted thousands.

The Way Forward

Look, I'm not saying all agencies are evil. Some genuinely want to help. But the model itself is flawed.

As a brand owner, you have options:

  1. Demand radical transparency: Every dollar spent should have a clear path to revenue, not just "impressions" or "engagement."

  2. Focus on outcomes, not activities: Stop accepting reports about what they did and demand reports about what results they generated.

  3. Consider the hybrid approach: Build a lean in-house team that owns your strategy, then use agencies for specific execution tasks with clear deliverables.

  4. Look at automation: The honest truth is that many agency tasks can now be automated with AI tools at a fraction of the cost.

At ETP Tech, we built our entire model in opposition to traditional agencies. We don't want retainers—we want to build systems that make your business more profitable whether we're there or not.

The most successful brands I've worked with have one thing in common: they take ownership of their marketing rather than outsourcing their business lifeline to an agency that treats them like an ATM.

Your brand deserves better than the standard agency relationship. It's time to demand it.

Frankee Muyran – Founder, ETP Tech

Share this with a friend who's getting ripped off by their agency 👊

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